Alan Parker: The Final Barman

We're drinking together Premium Lager and Ale We have sex on the sofa No beach in Stockwell Stella and pork scratchings are to blame for me being stuck to the ground Will I ever be able to see my penis again? It's the final barman the final barman Ohh We're dying of cirosis and still we want more 'Cause baby deaths near us, last orders at the bar With So many free barrels of beer it's hard to drink coke (to drink coke) I'm sure liver tastes better anyway The final barman, oh ho It's the final barman The final barman The final barman (The final barman) Ohh It's the final barman We're drinking together The final barman We'll drink some more It's the final barman (The final barman) Ohh, it's the final barman Yea

-Alan Parker