Tom Taylor: This is what I think of you, "last barman poet",

This is what I think of you, "last barman poet",
You never actually rhymed anything with 'poet'.
Being able to do so is the test of a true poet,
Because it hard to do so, even for a poet.
I can only conclude that, actually, you are not a poet.
Certainly I am not one myself, but at least I am aware of this.


- Tom Taylor