Other Names for Cocktails

Can I have a Screaming Orgasm.

can I have a Sex on the Beach

can I have a Two Lesbians, sisters probably, I'm just watching

can I have a One night stand followed by a restraining order

can I have a James Blunt medley

can I have a Fisting Norman Lamont

can I have a Don't tell your Friends

can I have a Cuddle

can I have a Dirty Sanchez

can I have a Nothing compares To you

can I have a And now she's my wife

can I have a Everything's going to be okay

can I have a Bronze Fonz

can I have a It turns out she was a tranny

can I have a Brangelina

can I have a Dame Vera Lynn

can I have a Your tea's on the table

can I have a Love will tear us apart

can I have a Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Oh won't you take me home.

can I have a Light that never goes out

can I have a Sad lapdance

can I have a Sit on my face

can I have a Making the spare bedroom into a nursery

can I have a Do you remember that tanktop I bought you

can I have a Mr Luvva Luvva

can I have a Do you want me to leave the bathwater in for you.

can I have a Jumping off Oprah's settee.

- John Osborne