I am the world’s shortest actor
I see America from the floor and that’s a fact
Americans just love my Scientology shtick,
The romp on the sofa, the "worship the dick",
The man in the rain, the gun at the top,
That Vietnam dude, will I never stop?
I have stood on some boxes,
Some chairs and some ladders
To kiss my leading ladies
But nothing’s as bad as
That verse spouting barman
In Tail of the Cock
Is that thing loaded?
Well, take your best shot...